Buff Bodybuilders Pillows

'I've told you before Ralph, touching your knees fifteen times a day isn't going to do it!'

Muscles

Powerful Love.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"We're exclusively delts."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"I told him he should have trained more."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

Important Muscles.

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

'The buildings are merging.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Hero of the Beach?

"How much could your mother bench?"