Muscle Buff Pillows

"He's been taking anabolic steroids."

Steroids Hall of Fame

"We're exclusively delts."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Muscles

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"I told him he should have trained more."

7 brownies worth of exercise.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Keep Fit.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Filling the Missile Gap

Military style hedgehog

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Especially modified you say..."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy