Gym Buff Pillows

"What the hell happened in P.E.?"

In ice cream store: 'Hey, Frank. Maybe you oughta scoop with the other arm for a while.'

"Is that in Lbs or Euros?"

'Grandpa's been working out!'

"On the bright side, I've really taken inches off my buns and thighs."

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'He's my personal trainer. He's a bit expensive, but his motto is: 'What doesn't kill you makes you stronger'...'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

"Steroids."

"What did I say about trying to do sit-ups?"

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

Weight lifter with his weights caught in his suit.

'It's just not fair! Now that he's joined the gym, he's too tired to go on walks with me...'

'Nice try, but no, your mobile device can't fill in for you during Phys. Ed. class.'

"You'd like a body like mine?... Yeah, you wish!"

'I'm still not sure. Could I see some more bicep curls followed by some more flexing?'

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

Boxer takes the elevator / Up, down, shake it off.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'Worth a try, but I'm sorry to say the results are not very impressive...'

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

'Hey, Frank -- maybe you oughta scoop with the other hand for a while.'

"Before I launch into our boring financial report, I want to review my truly awesome gym workout stats!"

'Can't you spell? This is 'muscle beach.' You want 'M-U-S-S-E-L Beach.''

"How is everything? Lobster good? Mussels fresh?"

Working Out

'Don't tell me...You're using a new concealer.'

Fitness Course.

"I've been working exclusively on my core."

"Have you ever thought of taking up bodybuilding?"

"The figure to the right is the number of crunches you'll need to do to work off the gut that meal will give you."

Fitness Today

"So, you work out your arms mostly?"

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

Some women can't get enough of body builders.