Gym Buff With A Twist Pillows

'I can't use it...I can't afford the gym membership!'

A violinist exercises by putting a weight on his bow.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Muscles

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Keep Fit.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Pelobong

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

"My diet book is outselling yours."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

'Doc, I'd like you to meet my personal trainer. This should explain a lot about my medical situation!'

Weight Gain Denial

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