Wrestling Buff Gifts

"Quick somebody call Linda McMahon!"

Muscles

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"We're exclusively delts."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"I told him he should have trained more."

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"How much could your mother bench?"

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

Fitness Course.

Raging Bull on Ice

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock