Martial Arts Buff Gifts

'I can't say I like the look of this...'

"I tried to warn you Carl, he's a 5th dan black belt in origami...!"

...Sheep worrying had taken on a whole new meaning on Joe's farm!

"I have been trained to kill since birth!"

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

Karataoke

'Remember me?'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'You may now kick the bride.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Mod Kwan Doh

Military style hedgehog

Filling the Missile Gap

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Old Karate Master

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"Especially modified you say..."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier