Martial Arts Buff Gifts

'I can't say I like the look of this...'

"I tried to warn you Carl, he's a 5th dan black belt in origami...!"

...Sheep worrying had taken on a whole new meaning on Joe's farm!

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Remember me?'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Filling the Missile Gap

Military style hedgehog

Old Karate Master

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"Especially modified you say..."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

'Chili again?'

The Karate Kitten.

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