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'This is a crash course.'

'Well, if you haven't been ordering 'secrets of the ninja' magazine for all these weeks, who has?'

Sumo-wrestlers tangled up.

Martial Arts

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Ok! Not the best technique but good power!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'Wait, Dennis, you fool! That gorilla has a black belt!'

'The first move you must learn, is how to open your wallet and pay for your lessons.'

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

Tsunami Japan

Karate fighter trying to hitch a ride to karate championships.

'Punch and Judo'

'The parrot died so I got a cage-fighter.'

Winjas

Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.

'You should never have convinced her to take karate lessons in the first place, mate.'

'It was beautiful to watch! Donnie shoots in, ties up the guy in a square knot and pins him to the mat! ... Or maybe it was a half-hitch. Whatever!'

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

Japanese Rolling Stars.

American footballer and Sumo wrestler about to clash.

"Don't worry, I've made sure I'll see his his right uppercut..."

The Karate Master

"Everybody was kung-fu fighting."

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

'Remember me?'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'You may now kick the bride.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Mod Kwan Doh

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'