"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"
Performing Arts Buff Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for a performing arts buff? Our collection showcases clever designs for fans of theatre, dance, and cinema. Whether they love acting or choreography, find something that captures their passion and adds a dash of humor to their day.
Arrest
Showbiz Awards
Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!
"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."
"Now I really hate poetry."
'One eye of newt or two?'
Trump! The Musical
Saint George and the Drag Queen
'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'
Deflator mouse
Senta jumps into the sea
Mikado
A little bird told me...
"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."
Your tiny hand is frozen...
"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"
"Avant-garde jazz hands"
'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'
Masquerade
Macbeth: Take Two
Knickerless Cage.
'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'
Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'
"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."
"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."
Un ballo in maschera
Tristan Und Isolde
Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."
'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'
'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'
We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...
Midsummer Night's Dream
Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano
Marcel Marceau's parrot
Performing Arts Buff Gifts Collection
Performing Arts Buff Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that celebrate the performing arts, perfect for fans and performers alike with witty, inspiring designs.
Performing Arts Buff Pillows
Bring theatrical charm to any space with cozy pillows featuring performing arts themes—great for fans’ home decor or dressing up a dressing room.
Performing Arts Buff Prints
Decorate with stunning prints inspired by the performing arts, perfect for framing and celebrating a passion for the stage.
Performing Arts Buff T-Shirts
Find stylish t-shirts that showcase a love for theatre, dance, and film—ideal for performances, casual wear, or gifting a performing arts enthusiast.