Performing Arts Buff T-Shirts

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

Arrest

Showbiz Awards

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Now I really hate poetry."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Senta jumps into the sea

Mikado

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

A little bird told me...

Deflator mouse

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Your tiny hand is frozen...

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Masquerade

Macbeth: Take Two

Tristan Und Isolde

Un ballo in maschera

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Midsummer Night's Dream

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Situation Tragedy.