Performing Arts Buff Mugs

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

Arrest

Showbiz Awards

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Now I really hate poetry."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Deflator mouse

Senta jumps into the sea

Mikado

A little bird told me...

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Your tiny hand is frozen...

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Masquerade

Macbeth: Take Two

Knickerless Cage.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

Un ballo in maschera

Tristan Und Isolde

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Midsummer Night's Dream

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Marcel Marceau's parrot