Performing Arts Fanatic Mugs

Old Vic / Adelphi Theatre

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Reginald Bunthorne

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Koko pleads with the Mikado

Circus

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

The Costumer Is Always Right

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'...and on Bass...'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

Can Can

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

'I don't know much about Ballet but I like watching men in tights.'

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

"That is today's special, sir, Spanish lobster flamenco."

"No, see...it's more like this...now that's funny!"

Red Letter Days - A First Night

Three Little Maids from School, The Mikado

'That's the best advice you got? There's no business like show business?'

"I'll sign you up right now, provided you ditch the no talent big guy."

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."