Performing Arts Fanatic Prints

Drama is the highest form of culture. It combines literature, art and music

Old Vic / Adelphi Theatre

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Reginald Bunthorne

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Koko pleads with the Mikado

Circus

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

The Costumer Is Always Right

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'...and on Bass...'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

Phantom of Casablanca

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

Can Can

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

'I don't know much about Ballet but I like watching men in tights.'

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

"That is today's special, sir, Spanish lobster flamenco."

Three Little Maids from School, The Mikado

The Mime and Tabernacle Choir Singing Silent Night.

The play was soo much fun! You were great, Sally! Do I know you? I was your #3 attendant in scene 2. Attendants are seen and not heard. Are you going into the theater, Twig? Yes. I'm going to write plays where the pretty girls get it. Ah, revenge! The wellspring of great art.

'Is this still part of your act?!'

"I'll sign you up right now, provided you ditch the no talent big guy."

Red Letter Days - A First Night