Performing Arts Fan Prints

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'...and on Bass...'

'He doesn't look like a show dog.'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

"Bear with me-I put my hat on upside down."

Circus

'I don't know much about Ballet but I like watching men in tights.'

A chameleon exotic dancer.

"Oh, I see you were with a circus."

Three Little Maids from School, The Mikado

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Daughters on the beach

Modern Major General

Senta jumps into the sea

Juggler and Illusionist

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Koko pleads with the Mikado

Interpretive napping

I Heart Juggling

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

Tristan and Isolde

Countess

Little ship of horrors

The Costumer Is Always Right

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Scientific Method Acting

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Funding Cuts for the Arts

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'