Performing Arts Lover Gifts

Shakespeare in the Way

Dancing School

'I see you brought us some Chippendale.'

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

"I suspect it's the work of bad actors."

"Yessir, after they made him, they broke the mold!"

Ballerinas knickers falling down.

Tim Minchin

'Fine, I'll tip you, just let me out!'

Koko pleads with the Mikado

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Mikado

Senta jumps into the sea

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

Juggler and Illusionist

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Circus

Interpretive napping

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

I Heart Juggling

The Costumer Is Always Right

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'...and on Bass...'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

The Four Flying Flynns...

Wotan with eye patch

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

Can Can

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'