Performing Arts Lover Pillows

Shakespeare in the Way

Dancing School

'I see you brought us some Chippendale.'

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

"I suspect it's the work of bad actors."

"Yessir, after they made him, they broke the mold!"

Ballerinas knickers falling down.

'Fine, I'll tip you, just let me out!'

Koko pleads with the Mikado

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Mikado

Senta jumps into the sea

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

Juggler and Illusionist

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Circus

Interpretive napping

The Costumer Is Always Right

I Heart Juggling

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'...and on Bass...'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

The Four Flying Flynns...

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"The management asks that you not throw genetically engineered tomatoes. Use the ordinary ones if you must."

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"