Performance Art Buff Gifts

Musical party at a private victorian house.

"Thursdays and Saturdays, it's glassblowing, Mondays and Wednesdays it's Morris dancing!"

Gymnastics.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Extreme miming"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Senta jumps into the sea

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

The circus diver.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

I Pagliacci

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

Circus

1,572 Performances.

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Interpretive napping

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform