Weightlifting Buff Gifts

"How much could your mother bench?"

The Trim Reaper

"Symmetry? No - I'm actually a Virgo."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Muscles

Powerful Love.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

Exercising

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Keep Fit.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.