Weightlifting Aficionado Gifts

'Not bad, but my dad can lift twenty times his own body weight...'

Bench Press Accident

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Gym Dog

Battery lifting weights

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"How much could your mother bench?"

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Body Building Mishap

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

Dog Weightlifting

"Any other strengths?"

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Work Out.

Shorts Dropping.

strong man bends an iron bar

"I love strong coffee."

Tractor Art

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Balloons On Barbell.

'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)