Weightlifting Aficionado Gifts

'Not bad, but my dad can lift twenty times his own body weight...'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bench Press Accident

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Gym Dog

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Battery lifting weights

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"How much could your mother bench?"

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Dog Weightlifting

"Any other strengths?"

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Brawnstorming session.

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

Body Building Mishap

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"

Work Out.

Pushy Coach.

strong man bends an iron bar

"I love strong coffee."

Shorts Dropping.

Tractor Art

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'

'Here's the REAL secret to our lean, meaty turkeys!'

Balloons On Barbell.