Bodybuilding Aficionado Gifts

"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"

"The guy who wants to be my boyfried has the body of a god - buddha."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Powerful Love.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Bench Press Accident

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

The rock caricature

"We're exclusively delts."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Keep Fit.

Gym Dog

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."