Bodybuilding Admirer Gifts

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

SCHWARZENEGGER HIS BACK

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Powerful Love.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Bench Press Accident

The rock caricature

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Gym Dog

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Keep Fit.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."