Weightlifting Buddy Gifts

Shorts Dropping.

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Exercising

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Battery lifting weights

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Shakespeare in the clink

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"How much could your mother bench?"

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

Dog Weightlifting

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Any other strengths?"

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"