Weightlifting Buddy Mugs

Shorts Dropping.

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Exercising

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Battery lifting weights

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Shakespeare in the clink

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"How much could your mother bench?"

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

"Any other strengths?"

Brawnstorming session.

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Dog Weightlifting

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'