Barbell Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Bench Press Accident

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"I think we'd make a good team!"

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Exercising

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Orchestra conductor

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Gym Dog

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Exercise Bars

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Ballet dancer.

'I'm fighting ageing.'