Barbell Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Bench Press Accident

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"I think we'd make a good team!"

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"We're exclusively delts."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Exercising

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Orchestra conductor

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Exercise Bars

Gym Dog

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'