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An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Suddenly Evander realized why his Championship belt had felt so tight that morning,

"Good news. The pain in your chest wasn't a heart attack. It was your belt buckle."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Bench Press Accident

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"You're stealing the blanket."

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

Tractor Art

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"You rang?"

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"As soon as I've seen my shrink you can have your rings back."

Cricket ball deliveries

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

Bell disaster

Green Belt

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

'I pimped your sound-system.'

The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.

'The used to be 'slippers', but now they're 'shoes for watching sports on TV'!'