Tool Belt Aficionado Pillows

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Award Winning Gardener

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

The Hammer

A crab with a utility knife claw

CLEAR!

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

DIY horror.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.