Tool Belt Trendsetter Pillows

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Award Winning Gardener

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

The Hammer

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

DIY horror.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"Bob's a tool belt."

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'It's an old work injury.'

'Obviously the natives here are sophisticated tool makers.'

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

Well paid job