Belt Aficionado Prints

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Bench Press Accident

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

"You're stealing the blanket."

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

Tractor Art

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

"You rang?"

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"As soon as I've seen my shrink you can have your rings back."

Cricket ball deliveries

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

'I pimped your sound-system.'

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

Green Belt

The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.

Bell disaster

Chav a Merry Christmas

"That one's six figures plus tax."

"...and, as well as your salary, you will be eligible for company transport - a pair of our latest running shoes."

'The used to be 'slippers', but now they're 'shoes for watching sports on TV'!'