Barbell Aficionado Pillows

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bench Press Accident

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Exercising

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Exercise Bars

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

'It's called exercising. It's like playing. . . only without the fun part.'

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"