Barrel Aficionado Pillows

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"This barrel holds enough wine to fill 300 bottles, or my Uncle Hal -- who is standing...right...behind...me..."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

No Soliciting

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Last Chance For Reality

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'How about a nice saloon?'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

The Lawman

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Ostrich Bar

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'You can stop worrying about your husband Mrs.Dellrow...He's going to be fine,now that we have him in a stable condition.'