Barrel Tasting Aficionado Pillows

'How about I leave the last splinter in? It'll be a good reminder to not take things literally, at your next barrel tasting.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Wanna talk about it?

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"Scotch and water, *hic* scotch and water..."

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

Doctors at 'St. Bernard Hospital' wearing kegs.

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

"I've got sea mail."

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

'I'd like a brandy please...'

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'

One more please.

The Whisky Ring Scandal Surfaces

'Milking' the Wine Barrel.

'Our clientele is middle class; you know, your average Joe-750ml.'

'Leonard never puts off till tomorrow what he can drink today.'

'For heaven's sale, man, we're drinkies, not foodies!'

"Did you manage to get the lid off the brandy, Alex?"

"I say we should admit him to our order. He's devout, humble, and he has an amazing secret formula for peach brandy."

'My mother WARNED me not to marry a Bourbon!'

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