Barrel Connoisseur Pillows

One more please.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"I love this time of day."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Scotch and water musick."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."