Barrel Connoisseur Prints

One more please.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"I love this time of day."

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Scotch and water musick."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"