Blanket Aficionado Pillows

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

"You're stealing the blanket."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

'We offer three sizes of blankeys.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

When laundry ruled the waves.

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Electric Blanket.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'He wants a second opinion.'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

Shy Man at Party

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

Half asleep.

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'Some more great camouflage of the insect world.'

Reindeer hiding from hunter

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"Yeah, it was a good holiday, but we really stood out as tourists; it was a pine forest. . ."

'Now that's an afro!'