Blanket Aficionado Gifts

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

"You're stealing the blanket."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

I told you the thermostat was set too low.

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

'We offer three sizes of blankeys.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

When laundry ruled the waves.

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Electric Blanket.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

'He wants a second opinion.'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Frost advisory tonight.

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

Shy Man at Party

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."