Blanket Enthusiasts Gifts

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

Bedding. High security blankets

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Electric Blanket.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"You're stealing the blanket."

Baby blanket.

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

Let's do the continental.

Shy Man at Party

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

Half asleep.

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.

"Look. Ms. Shelby has a blankie."

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

"Quit hogging the covers!"

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

Fleeces for sale

"Why can't duvets be square?"

Kid to cafeteria lady: 'The pig-in-a-blanket ,,, is it a Snuggie'

"Well you won't be nicking all the duvet tonight."