Blanket Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

Kid to cafeteria lady: 'The pig-in-a-blanket ,,, is it a Snuggie'

"Hey, is that a wool blanket?!"

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

At thirty five, Russell still found it hard to be anywhere without his 'special blankey.'

'...George?...George??...'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

'Finish this proverb: One good turn...'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Wow - Heavy, man"

Electric Blanket.

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"You're stealing the blanket."

Baby blanket.

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

Shy Man at Party

Half asleep.

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

"Sheets and pillowcases, Franz, we're selling sheets and pillowcases!. . ."