Barbell Bro Pillows

Weightlifter

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'You may now kick the bride.'

Opening the Barrel

A giant glass of red wine

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Heavy Workload

George Best

Santa Claus walks dogs

'Are you sure this is only the 100kg?'

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

Health Club. Memberships. Apparently, if you want to build a better body, you need to mortgage it.

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."

'Ben, that's what I hate about this crowded gym... there's no freedom of the bench press.'

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

'Happy birthday, darling!'

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

Working Out

'He's been like that for an hour. Should we tell coach?'

Motorcycle Faith Healer

"Oh Christ! Not again, surely."

Antoine Griezmann

'He's supposed to be the world's oldest turtle!'

Ballet Shoes

Weight-lifting

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

"Whoa! Turns out you're sixty-four percent douchebag, Kyle."