Gym Bro Pillows

"Damn! I hate it when pecs fall into my abs!"

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Exercise Class

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"We're exclusively delts."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

Bench Press Accident

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Exercise now!

DumbbellsSmartbells.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

The trim reaper

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."