Gym Geek Pillows

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"We're exclusively delts."

Exercise Class

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

Exercising