Fitness Geeks Pillows

Check it out - it tell you if the people you bit were fit!

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Is this still America?'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

Body Building

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

Brawnstorming session.

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.