Health Geek Pillows

'He's a very good doctor, and I trust him, but I must confess that I always double check his diagnosis on Google.'

'So does this 'hip, bum and thighs diet' work?'

'I take it that when you went on your 'spot reduction' diet, this wasn't what you had in mind?'

'Is this still America?'

'What I thought was good cholesterol turned out to be bad cholesterol, but fortunately what I thought was bad cholesterol, turned out to be good cholesterol.'

'An ounce of prevention is worth a substantial discount on your premiums.'

The Sperm and the Germ

Self help acupuncture

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

The Cougher

Studies show foods work miracles!

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

All Natural Nothing

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

National Academy of Sport

Keep Fit.

Congratulations on the new you!

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Your bedside health care book ... thanks for not reading it."

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'Have you been working out?'