Gym Hero Pillows

Office Safety.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

"Trust me. This is the last place they'll find us."

"OK, ready to go again?"

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Exercise Class

Exercise now!

DumbbellsSmartbells.

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

The trim reaper

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

'What are you eating now?'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Cheerleaders