Gym Hero Pillows

Office Safety.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

"Trust me. This is the last place they'll find us."

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Exercise Class

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

DumbbellsSmartbells.

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Exercise now!

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

The trim reaper

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'What are you eating now?'

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Cheerleaders

Holiday Aerobics.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'