Home Gym Hero Pillows

'It's my new exercise machine, I lost 20 pounds putting it together, I've already got my money's worth out of it,'

Rowing machine on a river.

'Warranty? It depends. Will you be using it for exercise or to hang your clothes on?'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Machine, be good to me this year. Or else, I'm sticking you under the bed again.

Just one moment dear.

"Wipe the treadmill after you've been stampeding!"

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

"I remember when you bought this thing. You said you were going to exercise all of the time. You never get on it."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'The heavyweight division is wide open.'

'Don't you think its time you packed in doing press ups?'

'Kitchy, kitchy, kitchy-koo'

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

'Judging by the boulder, sticks and rope, I think it's time to update your exercise equipment.'

"...I'm telling you clocking 'buy now' doesn't burn any calories."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"She's been so creative lately."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Pajama Day 743

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

I love embroidery

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Keep Fit.

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Sisyphus during Covid

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."