Home Gym Hero Pillows

'It's my new exercise machine, I lost 20 pounds putting it together, I've already got my money's worth out of it,'

Rowing machine on a river.

'Warranty? It depends. Will you be using it for exercise or to hang your clothes on?'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Machine, be good to me this year. Or else, I'm sticking you under the bed again.

Just one moment dear.

"Wipe the treadmill after you've been stampeding!"

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

"I remember when you bought this thing. You said you were going to exercise all of the time. You never get on it."

'What happened?'

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'The heavyweight division is wide open.'

'Don't you think its time you packed in doing press ups?'

'Kitchy, kitchy, kitchy-koo'

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

'Judging by the boulder, sticks and rope, I think it's time to update your exercise equipment.'

"...I'm telling you clocking 'buy now' doesn't burn any calories."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"She's been so creative lately."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Pajama Day 743

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"OK, ready to go again?"

Keep Fit.

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Sisyphus during Covid

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

I love embroidery

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'