Home Gym Warriors Pillows

Still waiting for tape 2

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"It's true: no more burpees."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Keep Fit.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Sisyphus during Covid

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Rowing machine on a river.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in school.'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

'Keep fit.'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"