Home Gym Warriors Pillows

Still waiting for tape 2

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"It's true: no more burpees."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Sisyphus during Covid

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Keep Fit.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

Rowing machine on a river.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"You're doing great - keep it up."

'It's just what I always wanted!'

'Keep fit.'

'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in school.'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"