Gym Class Hero Pillows

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

Now this is how you should be...

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

'We don't do ropes anymore -- it's another sign of climb it change.'

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'Yes, I see your point...We may have to raise the rings...'

"We're undertaking an aggressive approach to student obesity. We call it, "No Behind Left on a Student.""

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

"Talk to you later, Rayna!"

Fitness Course.

"Miss, is this why they call it a try?"

Oops

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

I told you to take the stairs instead of elevators. Taking escalators isn't meeting me halfway. (Published originally on March 27, 2009.)

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Teacher to student: 'I'm a phys ed teacher, not an aerobics instructor, Sally.'

Pupil in gym class being sawn out of climbing frame.

'This drill has nothing to do with football. I just like humiliating the players.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Rowing machine on a river.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in school.'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.