Gym Class Comic Pillows

"How's your exercise class going?"

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

Fast Food Dieter

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

Olympic Torch Training

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

Easy chair exercise machines

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

Fitness Course.

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

"I love strong coffee."

Stork doing weight training.

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"Damn speed hump!"

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Woman and sport trainer

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'