Gym Class Comic Pillows

"How's your exercise class going?"

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Robber on treadmill

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Fast Food Dieter

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

Olympic Torch Training

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Easy chair exercise machines

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

Fitness Course.

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Stork doing weight training.

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

"Damn speed hump!"

"I love strong coffee."

Woman and sport trainer

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.