Gym Class Genius Pillows

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Exercise Class

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Still Life With Nordic Track

DumbbellsSmartbells.

The trim reaper

'What are you eating now?'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Cheerleaders

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Holiday Aerobics.

Robber on treadmill

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Olympic Torch Training

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

"How much could your mother bench?"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'