Gym Visionary Pillows

Desperate body-builder.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"We're exclusively delts."

Exercise Class

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'I don't like to take chances.'

Exercising

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

The trim reaper

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Exercise Bars

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"