Gym Visionary Pillows

Desperate body-builder.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"We're exclusively delts."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Exercise Class

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'I don't like to take chances.'

DumbbellsSmartbells.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Exercising

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

The trim reaper

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Exercise Bars

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'What are you eating now?'

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"