Casual Workout Comic Pillows

'It's an exercise stimulator.'

Pelobong

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

Home Sweet Mortgage (worth more than the house).

Stork doing weight training.

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Please seat to be weighted.

All you can eat salad bar has lifetime price.

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

Check out my six pack.

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

Weightlifter

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"To maintain good cardiovascular health, you should aggravate the cat three to five times daily."

'Like it'll do any good.'

"How's your exercise class going?"

Tennis players.

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left-right-left-right...'

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

'Your tonsils don't look good, but that's okay. Who's going to be looking at them?'

"I'm not sure what that feels like."

'Harold always finds a way to do things lying down.'

'Sex, drugs, rock and roll and running.'

"It's easy to control your portions when they won't stop moving."

"I'm much better at exercising caution."